awkwardshoulders:

klondikebar123:

My hero.

“I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, “Well, hey, we don’t have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day?”  I remember when I was a kid I’d always ask my mom:  “Why don’t we have a Kid’s Day?  We have a Mother’s Day and a Father’s Day, but why don’t we have a Kid’s Day?”  My mom would always say, “Every day is Kid’s Day.”  To all those heterosexuals that bitch about gay pride, I say the same thing:  Every day is heterosexual-pride day!  Can’t you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner?” —Rob Nash

Every day is heterosexual-pride day! Can’t you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner?